With winter fast approaching, showing its arrival with teasingly warm days of sometimes twenty degrees in the sun, it is pivotal that we move now to Bruxelles, if indeed we do want to visit the city before the cold season arrives; waiting a month longer could mean that the fair city be surrounded by snow, trains grinding to a halt as avalanches bury the railway tracks from the human eye, birds will freeze in mid-air, their playful music exiting their throats for the last time, and cars will implode from the cold. These things have happened before, and have been well-documented by astronomers. If not this weekend, the snow will arrive soon after. There is in fact every possibility we will all be trapped in the city and die from starvation, as there are not enough birds there to feed the inhabitants for an entire winter.
In other words, I'm going to Bruxelles this weekend.
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