30.12.06

Need an ambulance?

Saw an amusing article on the BBC:

Emergency call handlers were left "in disbelief" when a man dialled 999 because he could not find his trousers. The man was one of four people who inappropriately rang for an ambulance in the early hours of Saturday, during a busy night for the emergency service.

Another caller rang from Birmingham's Broad Street to say a 32-year-old "couldn't walk from too much dancing".
West Midlands Ambulance bosses said people should consider whether it was appropriate to call 999.

A third caller, this time from the Low Hill area of Wolverhampton, stated another 32-year-old had a finger injury. The man was "extremely drunk" and it transpired the injury had been sustained two days earlier, said the ambulance service.
And the final call was from an 18-year-old man who had a toothache.

An ambulance service spokesman said: "At one of the busiest times of year it would have been helpful if these people had first thought about whether dialling 999 was appropriate. In the last of these cases medical help was required but not from the ambulance service."

Source

Sorry for the large amount of news posts rather than personal stuff recently, I'll see if I can write something more opinionated soon. For now, I'll just wish everyone who can be bothered reading this a very happy new year!

26.12.06

Virgin births

Apparently, Komodo dragons, the world's largest lizards, are capable of producing offspring without sexual contact, when no males are nearby. Earlier this year, a "captive-bred female called Sungai, at London Zoo in the UK, produced four offspring earlier this year - more than two years after her last contact with a male." And at the moment, another Komodo dragon has laid eggs in Chester Zoo which are about to hatch: "Flora laid her eggs at the end of May and, given the incubation period of between seven and nine months, it is possible they could hatch around Christmas - which for a 'virgin birth' would finish the story off nicely.
We will be on the look-out for shepherds, wise men and an unusually bright star in the sky over Chester Zoo."

Read the entire article here. And to conclude this short post, I'll add another priceless comment from that article:

"The researchers said that, to ensure genetic diversity of Komodo dragons kept in captivity, zoos should perhaps keep males and females together to avoid asexual reproduction."

Classy.

23.12.06

End of the century

Yes, I am here to gloat. That ghastly plan, "the Project for the New American Century", is now all but dead.

' "The Project for the New American Century" has been reduced to a voice-mail box and a ghostly website. A single employee has been left to wrap things up. '

See full article here.

*gloats*

15.12.06

Politics etc

British politics are a bit mad, and last week reached almost Italian standards when Tony Blair was taken for questioning by police over the cash for honours scandal, where rich people who had donated to the Labour party received honours shortly afterwards. I said "almost" Italian, as of course in Italy this could not have happened; there, the PM has judicial invulnerability, and so cannot be prosecuted, which, as it is a possibility in the UK, gives the case a much greater resonance - although it is entirely unlikely he will be charged, as the interview was not under caution.
Another slap in the face to Blair was the publication of a report by Chatham House, concerning Blair's foreign policy, of which it was more than a little critical, describing the Iraq war as a "terrible mistake" and Britain's relation with the US as rather one-sided. The Foreign Secretary, Margaret Beckett, only on the job for a short while now, defended her boss's policy simply by slurring the report: "This paper is threadbare, insubstantial and just plain wrong. Chatham House has established a great reputation over the years, but this paper will do nothing to enhance it."
Another long-lasting British PM was also in the news recently: Margaret Thatcher was "greatly saddened" by general Pinochet's death. As she campaigned on his behalf during his arrest in the UK in 2000 it seems safe to conclude she was sympathetic to him rather than cheerful because she could now dance on his grave. Although Thatcher's image is so frosty this revelation - if indeed it is one - can hardly do her much harm, as she already has all the honours and riches she could wish.

Perhaps I should move to the UK and stand for elections, it seems you can get away with anything even when you're generally loathed.

11.12.06

A review of sorts

A considerable time ago I bought a biography of Louis XI by Paul Murray Kendall at De Slegte. The back flap describes it as a “lively and scholarly biography”, and I bought it in the knowledge that it might not be great; however, I thought that even a badly written biography could contribute to my knowledge of the principal rival of Charles the Bold. I fear that I might soon be eating those badly chosen words, as a quick read of the prologue and first two chapters reveals, while the book might be lively, scholarly – by our modern standards – it certainly is not.

The sad fact is, that the late Murray Kendall was more a groupie of king Louis than a historian, and the start of the biography is riddled not only with historical errors and gross over-simplifications and generalisations, but also with a rather distressing romantic idealism on the part of the author, who appears to be one of those individuals that consider our present time (or, in his case, the 60’s-70’s) an awful place to live in, and would rather live in the past. I cannot withhold the audience a few quotes that capably illustrate this point:

“[…] Louis was much more accessible than an American president, was seen by a larger proportion of the people than ever today see the chiefs of their states, took a greater interest […] in his individual subjects, and knew by name a higher percentage of them […] than the modern prime minister […] has time or inclination to do.”

Despite this political idealism, he does not mention that was inevitable – as populations have grown, so a single ruler inevitably will know a smaller amount of the people personally than rulers in the Middle Ages. Not because medieval rulers were more concerned about their people, but because there were fewer people to deal with.

“If it was then more painful to be alive, it was less demanding – and richer of reward simply because few rewards were expected.”
An odd, semi-philosophical phrase, which appears to be an attempt to reduce the pain, but in reality is but a hollow sentence. He then goes on to increase the pain and fear of our current generation:

“We who have waged death and destruction far more effectively, horribly, and indiscriminately than any other human generation, who ride in seatbelted fear upon blood-spattered highways, who at night flee from the lurking terrors of our metropolises – we somehow take it for granted, such is the conditioning of “progress” and the comfort of the familiar, that the horrors of another time are worse than ours.”

And is that not actually the case?
All these examples, by the by, were picked from a single page. They reveal a lot about Paul Murray Kendall’s character, things that do not go well with the profession of historian. It is no surprise then, that historical errors or failed attempts at rationalising people’s actions are ever-present and unrelenting. To give but one example, where many more could have been made:

“Thus did a father pointedly snub a son to whom he had previously devoted, as far as the records show, almost no attention at all. Neither normal parental concern nor a king’s duty to cherish the welfare and dignity of his heir had been able to penetrate the passivity of Charles VII. It had been seemingly penetrated by something else, however: by something of an envy of boldness and vigor and assurance that he himself did not possess.”

Surely, if Charles VII spent no time with the dauphin Louis, he could never have noticed Louis’ character traits, and could not have fostered jealousy or envy? It is bold statements such as this that stand out; again, they say more about the author than the persons described – an author who, sadly, can see no more than caricatures for people.

As for historical errors, there are too many to list them in great depth here, even for just the first three chapters, but they include the assassination of John the Fearless (described as a “scuffle”), the Azincourt campaign (according to him, the Burgundians had promised help to the English – nicely ignoring the fact that both John the Fearless and his son Philip intended to join the French force, and that John’s brother and most important ally, Anthony of Brabant, died at Azincourt fighting for the French), the Hundred Years War in general (actually referred to as the “Hundred Years’ War” in the index), the almost verbatim copying of some of Huizinga’s ideas. The book is unscholarly in yet another respect, and that is the total lack of notes or reference (that is, there are notes, but these are merely anecdotes that wouldn’t fit in the narrative; the reader will have to make do with a small bibliography, and must guess what quotation comes from what source).
That he is no historian is further underlined by statements such as one where he mentions the dauphin Louis’ allowance was notable only for its small size, yet the size of the allowance is never mentioned; this would not only have been a simple addition, it would have given the reader the ability to judge the allowance for him or herself, as, after all, the allowances of contemporary heirs are well documented, and could easily be compared. But Murray Kendall prefers to be the judge himself, and provides the reader only with his personal judgement, which is a greater flaw than any.

Currently reading: Karl IV - Ein Kaiser in Europa, by Ferdinand Seibt

2.12.06

Tidings

More time has passed! A principal event since then has been that the problem which was fixed at the end of the previous post wasn't fixed at all, and has returned to haunt me (and the chap in the room next to me). We have both reminded the landlord a few times and every fix thus far hasn't helped; they'll probably have to break open the wall at one point and replace some of the piping altogether - hopefully they'll start on Monday.
An unfortunate business, but I'd rather have work done and have it fixed than live in this stinking mess for much longer (although luckily it only really stinks when the water is coming up, which happens less frequently now as housemates are learning to wash their dishes downstairs rather than in the washing basins in their own rooms).

Another, more important event that has happened since then, has been meeting Ulrike! We get on really well, so well in fact, that I have now fallen from the noble bachelor ranks (a phrasing from Firefly I am so fond of, I have used it too many times already; I did like the thought of applying it in Dutch, also, but didn't. No one would know that "baatselaar" is middle Dutch for bachelor, and if they did they would probably still not get the meaning). I just want to see her more often now.

REMINDER

Also, this is a reminder to
1. Get a job (holidays are coming, should give nice pay)
2. Write a certain letter to a certain university

Big steps must be taken before the next time I'll write a blog entry, and in any case before this day next week.

REMINDER